letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

(via goaheadandtakeawalkinmyshoes)

tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

(via sorry)

maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 

(via sorry)